Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 31, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Being in the comic strip may do exactly that.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 8 years ago

    Doo doo doo lookin’ out for my back door…

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 8 years ago

    Oddly, boiled hot dog water is a home remedy for butt acne.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 8 years ago

    Hebrew Hot Dog for Bernie Sanders…

    Don’t forget Donald Trumplestiltskin prancing around the woods singing what a Boss name I have…

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Another couple of anti-Frog Applause cultist-activists, with their esoteric symbolically crossed arms and ludicrous anti-comic strip claims of harm.I say, let’s have the FA investigative arm examine their claims. Show us that acned butt, and let us sniff your hair, or go, and forever do not darken this page with your presence again!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Well, whatever she is doing, she should stick with it. The butt acne and hot-dog-water-scented hair are really working for her. Rrraaarrr…

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 8 years ago

    She should try bathing regularly. That might cure both problems. If not, try shaving her head and sandpapering her derriere.

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    coltish1  almost 8 years ago

    The sisters rehearse their new song, which they hope with grow into the latest dance sensation: “Lie Down Like an Egyptian.”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

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    Mother Thalweg  almost 8 years ago

    Dear Tee

    The photo of Rotifer’s aunts Kris and Kross is very becoming. Thank you for posting.

    Sincerely,

    Rotifer’s Mother

    P.S. You know what I say about your critics? I say, “Let she among you who is without butt acne cast the first stone.”

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    painedsmile  almost 8 years ago

    When butt acne strikes my name is painedbutt.

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    Ray_C  almost 8 years ago

    Hebrew National Hot Dog water smells pretty kosher to me.

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    prettyfeet  almost 8 years ago

    I prefer boiled hot dogs to fried ones. Grilled all-beef dogs are the best, though.

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    prettyfeet  almost 8 years ago

    I hope to have a skunk streak in my hair someday.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 8 years ago

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!!Is that two hot dog buns, stuck in the gravy?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 8 years ago

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!!The bunny says she’s late.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I had just realized that jpkafacl was supposed to be flapjack when she came out of the alley. I dropped the page to the table and jotted LAJC on the page to keep it straight. The news stayed pretty much the same, but the comics and puzzle pages changed from loop to loop. Someday I would write up a theory on why that was, if I ever got out of the loop. No point in being sneaky now. She was obviously coming over to speak to me. Her tech was good. I wanted details on her loop. The longest loop I’d ever seen was fifteen years. I can’t imagine the power required, or the future that spawned it. My loop was five years. Godreau’s was six. Hers was an unknown, and I didn’t know if she had been around before and avoiding me or if this was her first time around. Things were getting interesting.

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