When I was a 16 year old with a brand new driver’s license, my mom sent me to the store for a loaf of bread. Naturally, I had to visit all my friends and show off. The trip took me about 3 hours. And I forgot to get the bread.
A couple of people have asked me for directions lately. Somebody wanted to know where Asda (UK Supermarket) was and another wanted to know where the coach station was. I must be a human Google Maps!
He navigated his way out as good as god made him understand.
Explanation below:
Don´t know if there is a simmilar phrase in English, but in Spanish when some one does a messy job or deed, it is said that he did it with his feet, or as god allowed him to understand it.
Years ago I was in Surrey (south of London) driving a hired (rented) car and became thoroughly lost. I was beginning to panic and decided to stop and ask for help. I stopped at a petrol station. They had never heard of the Guest House or the road it was on. I made another stop with the same result. I finally found my way on my own. I learned my lesson: Always know where you are and where you are going so you don’t have to ask directions.
Then there’s the one about the guy who stopped to ask a. farmer for directions.The farmer said “Just stay on this road and turn left where the old Johnson place used to be and …”
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
For sure Moses got the directions from on high.
WOODNFLINT almost 8 years ago
’E must have been thirsty by then, what with being in a desert …………
bixya almost 8 years ago
If Andy were 40 years in the desert, surely would fall equally into some canal sooner or later… ;)
rbullfogg almost 8 years ago
Skin is the most elastical substance know to man. It states Moses tied his ass to a palm tree and walked 40 miles into the desert!
lars_doyle almost 8 years ago
Now we have fiction in a comic strip.
Sandfan almost 8 years ago
@Number Six
When I was a 16 year old with a brand new driver’s license, my mom sent me to the store for a loaf of bread. Naturally, I had to visit all my friends and show off. The trip took me about 3 hours. And I forgot to get the bread.
annette143NotMe almost 8 years ago
that joke is Older than Andy! the writers must think all his fans are drunk!
rickray777 almost 8 years ago
“Yeh, it was a great sermon, Pet. I actually woke up a couple of times!”
Fan o’ Lio. almost 8 years ago
Number Three almost 8 years ago
A couple of people have asked me for directions lately. Somebody wanted to know where Asda (UK Supermarket) was and another wanted to know where the coach station was. I must be a human Google Maps!
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Number Three almost 8 years ago
nailer Premium Member almost 8 years ago
He navigated his way out as good as god made him understand.
Explanation below:
Don´t know if there is a simmilar phrase in English, but in Spanish when some one does a messy job or deed, it is said that he did it with his feet, or as god allowed him to understand it.
Fan o’ Lio. almost 8 years ago
It doesn’t always help to ask directions.
Years ago I was in Surrey (south of London) driving a hired (rented) car and became thoroughly lost. I was beginning to panic and decided to stop and ask for help. I stopped at a petrol station. They had never heard of the Guest House or the road it was on. I made another stop with the same result. I finally found my way on my own. I learned my lesson: Always know where you are and where you are going so you don’t have to ask directions.
Fan o’ Lio. almost 8 years ago
Then there’s the one about the guy who stopped to ask a. farmer for directions.The farmer said “Just stay on this road and turn left where the old Johnson place used to be and …”
Fan o’ Lio. almost 8 years ago
Andy giving directions
Jim Kerner almost 8 years ago
Another oldie. If Moses had gone to the right instead of the left. The Jews would have had the oil.