Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 03, 2016

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    Lycanthrope  almost 8 years ago

    Hung, nah, but certainly hanged.

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    banks00wv  almost 8 years ago

    They should hang the lawyers instead.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    It’s usually one or two nut-jobs that hang a jury. Hang them.

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    Flash Gordon  almost 8 years ago

    Jury nullification.

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    angelfiredragon  almost 8 years ago

    I’ve heard jurors say they only reason they voted guilty was to get done faster, cause they hated being there…and besides if they were innocent the police never would have arrested them.

    Its sad when people don’t understand the difference between guilty of a crime and merely being suspected of it and that being suspected means you obviously did it.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 8 years ago

    @JP Steve@pschearer“I remember “Twelve Angry Men.” It’s the holdouts that are the heroes!”.Not bad for a work of fiction..For reality, some juror confuses “reasonable doubt” with “shadow of a doubt” and hangs a jury, prosecution gives up, former defendant goes out and kills again and again.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 8 years ago

    (By the way, we wrote the prohibition against placement in double jeopardy and freedom of a jury into the Constitution because some British colonial judges were known to retry the case even when the jury voted not guilty and to tie up a jury until it ruled as he intended.)

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    How about a nice game of hangman…

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    whiteaj  almost 8 years ago

    Must all be men. And where are the other four? Guess size limitations happened.

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    zeexenon  almost 8 years ago

    Here we go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYa0WC6NBjs

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    tuslog1964  almost 8 years ago

    Woman at jury selection“First off, I do not believe in the death penalty!”Judge: “That shouldn’t apply here – it merely involves a woman seeking a divorce. It seems he was saving up to buy her a mink coat, but before he could make the final payment, he lost the money in a poker game.”“Well, I can handle that.-—- and by the way, I’ve changed my mind on the death penalty!”

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 8 years ago

    Ah, man! If the artwork wasn’t bad enough, now the puns!

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Ha ha ha!!!!

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    petecocker  almost 8 years ago

    About as far as I would trust a jury.

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    brklnbern  almost 8 years ago

    Brutal, but should avoid split verdicts.

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    hiohag  almost 8 years ago

    Jury nullification should be taught in every grade in school from K-12.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 8 years ago

    Unpleasant outcome for everyone!

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 8 years ago

    Wow, never thought they used this kind of joke. I know it’s about medieval times, but never thought it would reach this. I’m kinda new to the strip. Trials back then were so unfair.

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    s.l  almost 8 years ago

    this is one of the best since the new artist took over.

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    tea62  almost 8 years ago

    …Or it could be 12 men with big members.

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