Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 18, 2010

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 13 years ago

    If it’s Microsoft you’re in deep trouble.

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    Arnold Rimmer beat him to it by 22 years.

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    zero  over 13 years ago

    huh

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    Jukeofurl, if you don’t get the reference, see:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094535/

    It was easily one of the funniest science fiction series ever.

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    WillardMBaker  over 13 years ago

    But is there an Android app for that also? Just as well, the Postal Service sucked the soul right out of me years ago.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 13 years ago

    Very sneaky blue pun, Sheik Yerbouti.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    And the Devil is stockpiling hackers.

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    McGehee  over 13 years ago

    Hmmm. “Harry the Asshologram.”

    Too many syllables. How about “Harry Assholo?”

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’ve been digital for years - in fact, I have twenty of them!

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    Actually, I like the idea in a speculative way. Maintain the equipment and the files properly and I’d waaaay outlive you poor carbon-based life forms - and have indefinitely expandable memory and functionality, too.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    Odd, then, that someone at National Geographic once gave the analogy of a supercomputer being like a giant happily counting on billions of toes - very, very fast.

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    PappyFiddle  over 13 years ago

    Having no physical entity gives you maximum headroom

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    johnparadox  over 13 years ago

    I see that PappyFiddle is twenty minutes into the future…

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    And I’m 38 minutes in the future, john!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Once you’re digitized, you’re no longer human. You’ll have to fight for Intellectual Property Rights. You wouldn’t sell your soul anymore, but you could license it.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    I couldn’t afford to be digital; I’d probably be analog.

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    pbarnrob  over 13 years ago

    I see at least PappyFiddle and JP Steve noticed Max Headroom and Max’s Wikipedia entry, one of the grittier dystopias, but Rimmer from Red Dwarf and the Emergency Medical Hologram from Voyager are closer, as fellow 3D holograms and not just video.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Good point Coyote! My parents are both deceased, so Google could well try to claim me as an “orphaned work!”

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