If meat is part of the breakfast fare, some guests might just be eating a previous guest. (Unlucky guests check in and never check out when the meat supplies are low.)
Reminds me of a certain post-apocalyptic surrealist black comedy from 1991 about the landlord of an apartment building who occasionally prepares a delicacy for his odd tenants.
Yes, it certainly does sound “perfect,” but you really must be more fastidious about that blood. It might tend to alarm potential company, or even scare them off. Just keep up with that charming smile, wear a clean apron, and try to avoid graffiti on the walls, okay?
painedsmile almost 8 years ago
If meat is part of the breakfast fare, some guests might just be eating a previous guest. (Unlucky guests check in and never check out when the meat supplies are low.)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 8 years ago
The perfect endeavor is a bed and breakfast, all this extra room I have is a plus to cook the company I love.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That sounds like a lovely idea Mrs. Bates.Will you be sending Norman to a boarding school to keep him from bothering the guests?
Peam Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The birth of AirheadBnB.
William Neal McPheeters almost 8 years ago
She LOVES guests… along with a side of potatoes with greens, and a nice class of Pino Noir!!!
No-Face (カオナシ) almost 8 years ago
Reminds me of a certain post-apocalyptic surrealist black comedy from 1991 about the landlord of an apartment building who occasionally prepares a delicacy for his odd tenants.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 8 years ago
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That I love to cook company goes without saying.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
So I never said it.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Yes, it certainly does sound “perfect,” but you really must be more fastidious about that blood. It might tend to alarm potential company, or even scare them off. Just keep up with that charming smile, wear a clean apron, and try to avoid graffiti on the walls, okay?
Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago