Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 08, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: So, neighbor Bob, what's new? Bob: I"m training for a triathlon. Pig: I think you told us that five minutes ago. So how's your family? Bob: Good, but not as good as me. I'm training for a triathlon. Rat: Right. I know. So do you want a beer? Bob: Can't. I'm training for a triathlon. Rat: All triathletes should be punched in the head. Bob: Gotta go. I'm training for a triathlon.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Look at positive side: there 3 possible ways he can injure himself.
knight1192a about 8 years ago
Jeff the Cyclist (up your’s Jeff the cyclist, I’m putting the second F back in your name to “slow” you down moron) has hypnotized neighbor Bob. Course given the look of Neighbor Bob and the fact that bad things tend to happen to folks named Bob in the strip (and if their a croc then death tends to happen to a Bob), the triathlon will probably kill him.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
Bob sure has a one-track mind. (Even my own brother’s about to do a triathlon soon.)
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Bob to much “FOCUS”………….sort of like “To Much Cow Bell”
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
With neighbor Bob these past few days and the crocodile Bob on Tuesday, they’ll rename the strip “Pearls Before Bob.”
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
I am acquainted with some triathletes. I would not get in their way once they are Focused!Hey, Neighbor Bob! All the usual Bob-luck!
546mailbox about 8 years ago
Neighbor Bob’s not trying to brag, is he?? Perhaps he should finish before bragging.
Red Centipede about 8 years ago
Neighbor Bob acts more like Cyclist Jef than Bob. Maybe he really does need a punch in the head.
bookworm0812 about 8 years ago
Soooooo…..why is that guy dressed like that? Is he training for a triathlon or something?
ksu71 about 8 years ago
I think this another jab at Mallett.
circleM about 8 years ago
Does Bob have a 26.2 and a 13.1 sticker on his car?
docredbird about 8 years ago
Bob is the fattest triathlete I have ever seen. I predict he drowns in the swimming leg.
D'raekmus about 8 years ago
Sorry to break it to you, Rat, but I thinkng Neighbor Bob’s already been hit in the head.
Alan Steenhouwer about 8 years ago
Did neighbor Bob loose weight between the first and third panel, or Stephan’s drawing that erratic?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago
he’s like a broken record
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Some oversensitive ninny deleted my earlier post, so here it is again::Are the three events being a douche, being a d`ck, and being a waste of space?
Ginny Premium Member about 8 years ago
Why are so many people down on biathletes, triathletes, etc., etc. They’re pursuing their own dreams, not hurting anyone, and end up looking a heck of a lot better than most of us!
InuYugiHakusho about 8 years ago
Assuming they haven’t already.
eb110americana about 8 years ago
Anyone else think neighbor Bob’s tank top looks disturbingly like a spaghetti strap top?
up2trixx about 8 years ago
Just be thankful he’s not also a vegetarian. You’d never hear the end of it
handimike about 8 years ago
stuck in neutral or maybe in refresh mode. Circular reasoning or pretzel logic, a 3 legged marathon.
Donald Heller about 8 years ago
Congratulations, Stephan, on your NCS division nominations!
billdaviswords about 8 years ago
How do you know if your friend is: a)vegan; b)running a marathon; c)running a triathlon, etc?
Ans: Don’t worry. They’ll tell you.
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
So, first the Cyclist are one minded and self centered and now the triathletes are of the same mindset! Are you going to pick on ballerinas next?
aardvark86au over 7 years ago
Hmmm, another poke at a certain athletic cartoonist?
DragonNerd about 3 years ago
Lobotomy patient
Aldew Yellowson about 3 years ago
I never knew triathlons involved standing still and saying arrogant things about yourself.
alantain 8 months ago
I’m training for a try-athlon. I’m going to try finishing a project I started.