Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 23, 2016

I don’t believe there is any arms control treaty that can save your butt from Mom.

Nuclear War: Mom Edition

not even your transmogrifier will help

In contemplation of military school, are we?

I think everybody has went through this. You would think it was the end of the world if your parents or someone else ever caught you doing something very wrong.

For this you can ask to Michael Stipe

Or she will take Hobbes away.

It’s the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine

It’s very doubtful, he will never do it again!!

It’s all in the perspective.

Every time I think I want a kid, the universe hands out birth control

As pranks go, that left me kind of flat.

Don’t let her catch you then.

Naw, she’d just make you blow the tires back up!

Mom-egedden

Sounds like the same thing!

Do you plan to find out, Calvin?

xxx

Never question the future.