Tom Toles for February 25, 2016
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Nevada Hands. A full house is still too many cards because Carson, Kasich, Rubio, Cruz, and Trump are still in the race. Two of a kind is when Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio both say that each is the only one who can beat Donald Trump. A straight is the general denial of rights to gays the Republican party supports. A royal flush is establishment toilet paper. The Joker is also the Trump card.
OmqR-IV.0 about 8 years ago
Oooh! Nicely done, excellent.
Crabbyrino Premium Member about 8 years ago
Just as the casinos, no one walks away a winner.
Happy Two Shoes about 8 years ago
There goes the republican party, down the toilet. Problem is they want to take America down with them.Where is Batman when you need him to take down the Joker?
petermarana about 8 years ago
I just didn’t appreciate how many voters want to return to the 1950’s. If I remember, it wasn’t that great then either.
magicwalnut Premium Member about 8 years ago
Kudos to Mr. Toles for this excellent toon. How does he think up this stuff, anyway?
leeisme about 8 years ago
Great ’toon!
twclix about 8 years ago
Thanks for the compliment! I appreciate it.
californicated1 about 8 years ago
A Trump presidency and administration would be similar to a Schwarzeneggar governorship and administration in California, where if the executive could not get anything done through the State Assembly, they took their issues to the people and asked us to vote on them because he wanted them.-In addition, there would be a lot of “glad-handing” and “palm-greasing” being done, like what Schwarzennegar tried to do with Fabian Nunez’ relative (Nunez was speaker of the Assembly at the time) when he was facing jail time, which could have easily been seen as “influence peddling”.-In the end, it would spell disaster and lead to a one-party state with a veto-proof majority and a governor who seemed to favor his friends over the good and the rights of the people.
Mr. Blawt about 8 years ago
Casino mogul wins gambling capital.Trump is on Cruz control. He called out to all gamblers – “Now we’re winning, winning, winning the country and soon the country is going to start winning, winning, winning”There are 11 states voting on Super Tuesday. Trump leads in every state but Texas.