Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 21, 2016

General William Tecumseh Sherman had the same answer when they asked him to subtract something.

Guessing is the only alternative when you don’t know an answer, but if I get a problem with numbers, then answer with numbers. Simple as that.

C’mon, Mom! Take that salmon and crust it with some brown sugar, lemon and spices, and even a 6-year-old could find a way to choke it down.

My cats, interestingly enough, are indifferent towards salmon.

This boy is destined to be a jazz musician. That’s some fine improvisation.

Hobbes may be looking for a bath in the laundry soon.

I always took this is as proof Hobbes was alive. How can Calvin’s homework be done if Hobbes isn’t alive?

With today’s Commom Core math Atlanta would probably be the correct answer.

Ha! I always wished that my stuffed unicorn would help me do my homework when I was growing up! But with answers like that… I think I might of been better off on my own!

I thought that a tuna fish sandwich was Hobbes’ weakness…

It appears Hobbes isn’t as fussy an eater as Calvin…

I guess this is why families don’t eat there dinner at the table anymore.

That salmon is gonna start smelling up there in a couple days!

Oh yes, Hobbes. Miss Wormwood will give that a full grade.

xxx

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