New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 29, 2016

Just to be certain, mix a shot of vodka with that Nyquil.

Better throw in a Sudafed too.

This is a test from the National Emergency Broadcasting System. Had this been an actual emergency, we’re going to be in the Caribbean and to heck with the rest of you…

While sat with the duchess at easeShe asked if I jump when I sneeze.    I replied “Not at all! “Do you bounce when you fall?”And then pushed her off the trapeze.

In the service, had a drill, nuclear explosion 100 yards away, close airtight envelop?!?!? The officer holding drill had a strange take on a nuclear bomb.

or, create bunkers like in fallout 4

I hope that the GPS satellites keep running long enough for me and the rest of the world’s population to sail to New Zealand.

“Feeling better, Your Majesty?”“We are not defused!”“Uh oh…”