Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for January 21, 2016

Surely even Rita knows that snake language is “Parseltongue” not Python.

Evidently Rita is a Slytherin.

There is, of course, a Parseltongue course online

Now, I’d take a course in Monty Python.

then there is Jython, which is speaking jive in Python

She could join the python hunt in Florida and maybe snag a tutor. But I’m not sure whether the Burmese pythons speak the same Parseltongue dialect as Harry Potter.

There goes my idea of being a Snake Wrangler!

You can also find pythons at your local gym.