To a woman, a diamond is something to wear. To a man, a (baseball) diamond is something to swear (at).
I’ve had diamonds, I’ve had dogs, think I’ll stick with the cat!
I am a woman and I’d rather have the dog. Can’t hug a diamond!
Why are dogs man’s best friend? Because they wag their tails instead of their tounges.
“Why spend money on a life-enriching experience when you could blow a wad on a chip of glass-like material?”-————Berkley Breathed
How about a dog with a diamond collar? Then EVERYONE has a friend!
I don’t have a dog, but at least I have a woman who doesn’t care about diamonds.
Lol! I think he or she has a pee fetish!
Rick McKee
gammaguy over 8 years ago
To a woman, a diamond is something to wear. To a man, a (baseball) diamond is something to swear (at).
Joken' over 8 years ago
I’ve had diamonds, I’ve had dogs, think I’ll stick with the cat!
LV1951 about 8 years ago
I am a woman and I’d rather have the dog. Can’t hug a diamond!
norm047 about 8 years ago
Why are dogs man’s best friend? Because they wag their tails instead of their tounges.
JP Steve Premium Member about 8 years ago
“Why spend money on a life-enriching experience when you could blow a wad on a chip of glass-like material?”-————Berkley Breathed
Petemejia77 about 8 years ago
How about a dog with a diamond collar? Then EVERYONE has a friend!
PappyFiddle about 8 years ago
I don’t have a dog, but at least I have a woman who doesn’t care about diamonds.
LV1951 about 8 years ago
Lol! I think he or she has a pee fetish!