Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 02, 2016

Is there such a thing as a relevant tangent?

That would be way too graphic for you Calvin! Hobbes might enjoy it though.

Why would they want to murder innocent Cuisinarts?

Mom is looking much more younger in these old strips!!

The mystery continues to deepen as the Salad Shooter is somehow involved with the KitchenAid and Cuisinart conspiracy to murder Central High. We can only hope that Spaceman Spiff Cooly can solve the mystery.

A slice and dice film! But sounds like they cooked up the plot

If they murdered you with a Cuisinart, wouldn’t they first have to chop you up so you could fit down that little tube?

As I get older, I find that my tangent becomes more and more irrelevant.

I may be going off on a tangent here, but The Revenant a relevant movie for Calvin and Hobbes?

Because Decaprio looks like he fell into a giant cuisinart?

In other words “No way. You silly little boy”

xxx

Irrelevant? I think you’d learn more from your mom.

Flag on the field! Unfair judgement call!

Let’s not forget; Calvin was NOT asking for permission to spend a constructive afternoon. He was asking permission to go watch a movie.

I saw this picture that was totally bill warterson style but it wasn’t.