When God loses his keys Now think...where was I last? ....Oh, yeah - everywhere! Dang!
Omnipresent? Omniscient? Or Omni-Alzheimerscient? Does that last one means he forgets everything?
I think Peter’s got them.
why would he need keys if he is everywhere?
LOL
I don’t find blaspheme very funny, have any of you any shame at all?
Where would God need to drive to if he’s already there?
Actually, that could explain a lot about the universe as we know it . . . .
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Farside99 over 8 years ago
Omnipresent? Omniscient? Or Omni-Alzheimerscient? Does that last one means he forgets everything?
Superfrog over 8 years ago
I think Peter’s got them.
clacou over 8 years ago
why would he need keys if he is everywhere?
Tigdi over 8 years ago
LOL
Joken' over 8 years ago
I don’t find blaspheme very funny, have any of you any shame at all?
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 8 years ago
Where would God need to drive to if he’s already there?
Actually, that could explain a lot about the universe as we know it . . . .