Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for January 02, 2016

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Observational Comedy Woman: You ever notice how people stare at you when you jog? Short Person: You ever notice how stores put all the good stuff on the really high shelves? Hooded person: You ever notice how cops always stop you and ask what you're doing? Dog: You ever notice how delicious cat turds are after you barf them up a few times? Blind man: You ever notice how red and yellow look like brown and plaid? Cat: You ever notice how everything wants you to kill it?