Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 19, 2016
Transcript:
JJ: Who you calling, Mike? Mike: Zonker... now that he's rich, I though he might be able to fly up for our farewell party at Walden. JJ: He's probably too important now to take your call. Mike: Zonker? Oh, come on, J.J.! JJ: People change, Mike. Phone: Hi, Zonker Harris speaking! Mike: Zonk? Hi, buddy, it's... Phone: All my operators are busy right now, but if you'll hold...
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
It must be rough on Zonker to become suddenly so popular.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m sure this is gonna happen to the Powerball winners. The first couple was foolish to surface like that and think they could go back to normal life.
Linguist over 8 years ago
I’ve always said, winning a lot of money wouldn’t change anything, but my name and address.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 8 years ago
What is with the off-one-shoulder look? When, where and why did it start? Was it invented by the same genius that invented the overly padded shoulder? Better yet, could someone please help me understand women?
kaffekup over 8 years ago
First question: she’s an artiste. Last question: not a chance.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you are calling to tell me I owed you money, press “1.” If you are calling to say we were old friends, press “2.” If you have kidnapped one of my family, press “3.”
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
You don’t need help understanding women. You need help accepting them.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Just a bit of foreshadowing from JJ.
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
Zonkers first 200 calls were from various Preachers who had all received an Urgent Message from Jesus providing them with a routing number for Jesus numbered account in Switzerland and telling Zonker that he would go Straight to Hell if he didn’t transfer the money Immediately..The Lightning Bolt is on Standby..
Bryan Henderson over 8 years ago
I would think every state would require the winner to be publicly identified. Otherwise, there is too much room for fraud. Maybe no one actually won and a lottery official took the money. People are very concerned about fraud in gambling.
Bryan Henderson over 8 years ago
Understand women by talking to them? The main reason men have trouble understanding women is that women do not communicate directly with men. The classic exchange is, “Why are you mad at me?” “You should know why.”
WaywardWind over 8 years ago
<<< but all they do is ring a dinner bell for every last scammer, con artist and golddigger within a thousand miles.>>>
If you can’t say no to strangers (or relatives), you deserve whatever happens.