Actual song::I found the brains of Santa Claus underneath my bed;I found them in a pickle jar, I wonder if he’s dead;They smell like dried-up tuna and they look more gray than red;I found the brains of Santa Claus, I hope he isn’t dead.
I do know of a better way of not having to be subjected to inane Christmas songs and I’d be happy to share it with you except that I took the hippo-critic oath !
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Actual song::I found the brains of Santa Claus underneath my bed;I found them in a pickle jar, I wonder if he’s dead;They smell like dried-up tuna and they look more gray than red;I found the brains of Santa Claus, I hope he isn’t dead.
vwdualnomand over 8 years ago
well, it has to be better than “friday” or, anything from eurovision.
Linguist over 8 years ago
I do know of a better way of not having to be subjected to inane Christmas songs and I’d be happy to share it with you except that I took the hippo-critic oath !
Cloudster over 8 years ago
My latest and favorite Xmas song is Santa Clause Got Eaten By The Kraken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VVT1nbVmUw
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
How about Dominic The Donkey.
jadoo823 over 8 years ago
…somebody please permanently delete Little Drummer Boy….
KEA over 8 years ago
Oh, great, now THAT song is cycling over and over in my head – - oh, well, it’s better than Wham.
Pedmar Premium Member over 8 years ago
What about Shaky’s Merry Christmas Everyone?
scpandich over 8 years ago
How about a Patrick Swayze Christmas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero!