Pickles by Brian Crane for January 01, 2016

Opal is so “New Age” these days.

new year, same Earl

duration of a moment is subject to change. need to take more samples.

Actually, a moment is an archaic measurement of time. It was 90 seconds.

Earl has a very precise stopwatch.

Kind of like the wise old owl and the tootsie pop, now we know

Believe it or not, back when I was teaching English to adult immigrants, I read that a moment is supposed to be 1 and a half minutes.

If this were a real couple they would have split up by now.

I always wondered where the hell is Yonder…

Opal is right – Earl is definitely a pain!

Earl is a pest.

Earl falls asleep every time he tries to live in the moment.

xxx

Bravo,, Earl. You da man.

She was doing yoga, Earl, and you ruined it!

i feel like i’m often with my parents here. i threaten to record them and sell it as a comedy routine

According to some old English thing I read, a moment is 1.5 seconds long.