This reminds me of my husband’s cousin that went to her Uncle’s house and said, “Do you notice your cat is smiling more?” He said,“No, why?” She said, “The last time I was here, I brushed her teeth with your toothbrush!” Yep, that went over like a lead balloon. >^00^<
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Make very sure which end of the dog Nelson used it for!
Llewellenbruce over 8 years ago
Nelson should of spoken a little bit sooner.
toahero over 8 years ago
At least he gave her lip balm, instead of glue stick.
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
Our youngest daughter used a perfume stick for lip-balm for about a week, Olive oil, Opal. It’s inexpensive and everybody has it in the house.
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
Years ago I had a girlfriend super-glue her eye shut. She woke up in the middle of the night and thought it was Visine eye drops.
Perkycat over 8 years ago
I don’t understand why people keep the super glue near eye drops, lip balm or anything else you are going to use on your person - but so many do.
puddymom over 8 years ago
My dermatologist swears by Aquaphor Healing Ointment. It’s great on chapped lips, too. Chapsticks have a bunch of wax in them.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
I now know someone who just landed on the naughty list!
Number Three over 8 years ago
I always have to use Vaseline for my lips. They are always dry. It doesn’t matter what time of the year it is.
Very annoying.
xxx
Linguist over 8 years ago
Original Udder Balm or Bag Balm works best for the hands, face and lips. For all else, Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for everything else.
OldestandWisest over 8 years ago
If he didn’t know what it was, why did he already use it for its intended purpose?
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
oops
ThumperMcDuff over 8 years ago
Whasthuhmatta? It’s all in the family.
Jazz Cat over 8 years ago
This reminds me of my husband’s cousin that went to her Uncle’s house and said, “Do you notice your cat is smiling more?” He said,“No, why?” She said, “The last time I was here, I brushed her teeth with your toothbrush!” Yep, that went over like a lead balloon. >^00^<
Marv S over 8 years ago
Udder, Bag, Butt - do you know where YOUR balm has been?!!