Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 14, 2015

He sure ain’t a fly-by-night operator!

It was either the North Pole or Monaco, and the North Pole has no labor laws.

But he’s a third generation Levis wearer, so he shouldn’t have to pay taxes.( 501 C(lause)3 )

Jo, Mattel, Nintendo and all the others give him a 3.5 % kickback on sales…Nobody knows how much he gets from Coke…

Um, are we sure Santa’s workshop isn’t going to just sink through the melting ice? Man, I hope Santa’s flood insurance is paid up….Hopefully it will just drift around on an ice flow for a while….Santa is going to need a compass….Anyway, at first, no matter which way it drifts, it can only be southish……

Wait, what? There is a mythical status I can claim?…..Man, I should claim that…….. and I wouldn’t even have to lie….Is there a fantasy category?……I’m more comfortable there…..

Check out top rh drawer, essential equipment for all lawyers.

Too bad he didn’t count on global warming hundreds of years ago. Santa’s workshop is soon going to be in the drink.

Ya mean way back then there were fiscal manipulators? So thats history.

All this old Papá Noel can say, is :

Feliz Navidad y Feliz Año Nuevo a todos mis amigos !

From : Linguist in Ecuador

Are we to assume that the three empty, long neck bottles in the scene contain, or once contained spirits? Are these the root of all "elfin’ behavior?

because he tells the truth

At least Santa didn’t outsource to China…

Jim in CTI hate to get into politics, but you brought it up. If he has so much money, how come he files bankruptcy every time the limit expires?

Sorry, Mr. Trump. No presents for you this year. Santa won’t get into the United States until he can prove he’s not a Muslim.

He also doesn’t have to worry about labor costs, retierment funds, or vacations schedules!