Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 17, 2015
November 16, 2015
November 18, 2015
Transcript:
Dakota: I bet you're totes excited to get to the NERD MUSEUM. Phoebe: The Natural History Museum IS cool. Dakota: Did you say something? I can only hear COOL people. Phoebe: Dakota is a boogery snotface! Dakota: HEY! Phoebe: Ha! You can hear me! I must be cool. Dakota: The Nerd Museum should have, like, a whole exhibit of you.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
I guess Dakota prefers going to a fashion museum.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Hey!”, she said boogerishly.
Packetdancer over 8 years ago
Well, it’s only fair; I’m sure the Goblin Museum has an entire wing devoted to Dakota.
BruceBergman over 8 years ago
Dakota, you can’t insult Phoebe if she actually embraces the Nerd phenotype. That’s called a Compliment. Besides, you have no room to talk…
DDrazen over 8 years ago
The word “booger” is a known coolness antidote.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’ll be funny if Dakota actually enjoys the trip herself.
PJA over 8 years ago
Museum? Will there be actual muses?
The Old Wolf over 8 years ago
Feel the burn, Dakota.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Boogery”I like that…
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
If Dakota thinks the history of the very planet she lives on is “nerdy”, she’s free to leave.
PoodleGroomer over 8 years ago
People learn from history. Nobody seems to have learned from bad fashion history.
kaykeyser over 8 years ago
adorable art , great lines and yes Phoebe should be an exhibit. “Humans who were friends with unicorns and by extension wee almost as cool as unicorns.”
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Too bad Dakota.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
Phoebe, coming up with such a slick comeback without missing a beat is the very definition of coolness!
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Reminiscent of “I’m sorry; I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
lutnsls over 8 years ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TotesIf Dakota says “totes” in talk/text, does she save 1 frame per year?
cwizard71 over 8 years ago
Score one for Phoebe!
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 8 years ago
Nice one Phoebe☺
drivingfuriously Premium Member over 8 years ago
No seatbelts?
Tyrnn over 8 years ago
Oh my… Why didn’t I know of this retort 20 years ago when bullies used this on me!? Argh!
bpetano about 5 years ago
Ahhh, manipulating bullies is the best thing. XD
Colleen The Someone over 3 years ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cwesling over 1 year ago
Well played, Phoebe!
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin 8 months ago
Well played, Phoebe!