If you are not completely satisfied with your magic spell, please contact the help desk at our front door. One of our pet helpers will be around shortly. We know you had no choice, but thank you for choosing the Wizard of Id. Have a nice dinner!
Keep in mind Wiz, women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, ’It’s there in the Bible’. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
Argythree over 8 years ago
Of course not. The typeface is too small, and even if you could see it, it’s not in any language known to humans…
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Are you saying the beings that write the T’s & C’s are inhuman??? Oh, never mind, I just answered my own question.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
tl;dr
under_dog over 8 years ago
Yes, before you “hydro-plane into a ditch”.
sick of those commercials.
steampower over 8 years ago
Well…….you could have made some pumpkin pie out of it, you STUPID girl!!!
phineas81707 over 8 years ago
If you are not completely satisfied with your magic spell, please contact the help desk at our front door. One of our pet helpers will be around shortly. We know you had no choice, but thank you for choosing the Wizard of Id. Have a nice dinner!
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
Just be careful about a negative online review if you didn’t read the small print where it says you will be fined for it.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 8 years ago
Always Read the Fine Print!
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
The fine print is always a party killer!
gammaguy over 8 years ago
I thought it was a fairy godmother who cast the spells for Cinderella. Hadn’t heard that she’d gone transgender.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Keep in mind Wiz, women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, ’It’s there in the Bible’. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?