Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2015

Pig, don’t put that pose on Tinder.

You’d think a tongue that long would attract the girls.

That’s…weird.

Brain bleach, please!

Eeeecchhhh. Reminds me of an old gag along the lines of “What’s a __________man’s idea of foreplay?” “Brace yourself, Margaret!”

To answer your question, Pig: YES!

“Kiss a pig, hug a swine. Some of them are good friends of mine, especially those Poland China porkers”…Ray Stevens

Un-see! Un-see!Arrrrgh! I cannot un-see what I have seen!Pig: never kiss anything or anyone again, ever!Ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh….

I’m betting that Pig is still a virgin…

UGH! Now THAT is truly disgusting.

(Does anyone know if Pastis reads these comments?)

This won’t hurt, did it?

That dumb Pig plays peek a boo and tonsil hockey simultaneously.

Looks like “Pig-Porn” to me :-)

now we know why Pastis’ spouse dumped him…

Exactly.

I think goat meant the before kiss not the aftershock kiss.Pig just got it backwards.

perhaps somebody (not me) will give pig kissing lessons

Pig kisses like Elaine dances.

Hopefully, Pig will find a girl who loves him for who he is.

xxx

Well, at least Pig didn’t say, “Pancakes. I drooled on your nuts.”

to answer your question pig – after seeing that 2nd panel there is not a girl who will ever let you get within kissing distance let alone be in a situation that she would need to break up with you because of your ‘technique’. the need of brain bleach is where pastis has been taking too many of these strips lately – imho

T.P.A.R. (That Pig Ain’t Right) …

opens up head and dumps bleach on brain

lol im dying