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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Nov 17, 2015
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Goat:  I'm having dinner with a professor friend of mine tonight. Want to come along?
Pig:  What's your friend like?
Goat:  He's sort of the academic type.
Pig:  What's that mean?
Rat:  It means he bores the @*#@ out of people.
Pig:  Maybe I'll eat alone.
Rat:  You won't regret it.
Nov 19, 2015
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