Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 05, 2015

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Your chicken loaf wraps are unforgettable.

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    tburger49  over 8 years ago

    I had a boss that used to tell stories about his dad accidentally setting himself on fire when he was in high-school. A fairly regular occurrence: spilling paint thinner next to the water heater, grinding lawn-mower blades without taking them off the mower first, etc. Former boss relates talking on the phone with a buddy and sees his dad run by the picture window in flames; “Gotta go, my dad’s on fire again.” He gives the impression that the friend thought nothing of it since it was so common.

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