Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 10, 2015

Are both opium for the people

Government kills and religion gives the victim peace to accept it.

“drink a probiotic while taking an antibiotic”: that is going to mess with my mind most of the rest of the morning…

Probiotic with antibiotic would cancel each other out. Like drinking water instead of alcohol.

I am surprised this came from Hart who I thought was religious. But it is too true.

In high school I took a class on Speech & Debate. I was paired with a boy with whom I could agree with NOTHING. To make peace I told him, “I’ll do any topic you choose, except for religion or politics”. He said, “But, I want to do either religion or politics!” So we decided that the topic of our debate would be…the topic of our debate! We got an A.

Where do the souls of dead bacteria go?

Strong candidate for cartoon of the year!

Gawd please spray it on the whole world – now!

Was it Lenin or Marx that saidReligion is the opiate of the people?(TV hadn’t been invented yet!)

Penicillin is good for many infections, although not for yeast infections.

drink a probiotic while taking an antibiotic

Whoa! Now here’s another fine mess you’re getting us into…

Booo, …

Yes, unfortunately Hart died some years ago. The insulting reference to religious faith would not have been published if he were still alive.

I thought taking probiotics and antibiotics was the same as eating pasta and antipasto — big explosion!

Whole thing ain’t funny idiots. Sad effort at humor on both ends.

I try not to mix politics and religion! I go to church on Sundays and vote on Tuesdays.

Of course, I frequently wake up on Wednesdays after an election needing a huge dose of religion…

You just lost a faithful reader