Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 29, 2015

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    noreenklose  over 8 years ago

    That’s me!!!!

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 8 years ago

    He was trying to summon the Green Hornet…

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    Aaberon  over 8 years ago

    Our flies and yellow jackets are exceptionally nasty this year.

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    rshive  over 8 years ago

    A spell went wrong again.

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    Duncan Idaho  over 8 years ago

    If I have yet to have my coffee , the murderous giant hornets would be running from me.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    Big bad dark wizard running from a mere giant insect? Post that on the Facebook Dark Wizards page and he’ll be the laughing stock of the profession!

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    grainpaw  over 8 years ago

    The Japanese Giant Hornet kills around 35 people a year in Japan.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet

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    puggles  over 8 years ago

    Just finished moving my brother out of the hovel he was renting. Wasps got into a hole under the eave and enlarged it. They have set up homemaking in the space between the first floor ceiling and second floor flooring. They bored their way through the bathroom ceiling several times (FYI: that spray rubber advertised on TV works well for a quick fix of small holes in drywall.) They made another hole while he was gone overnight and took over the bathroom again. Spraying into the room and the new hole killed about 200 wasps. They are gnawing their way through more spaces, and the buzzing from the ceiling is frightening. I think Tinsel Town could make a “creature feature” set in that horrible place.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    They love Mountain Dew…

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    Hey, it’s Snidely Whiplash.

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    LV1951  over 8 years ago

    After all, it is National Coffee Day!

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    Jim Kerner  over 8 years ago

    Buzz off!

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    comics guy 47  over 8 years ago

    Just zap them, Wiz (if too many, get Broom Hilda to help)!

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