One of my personal favorites, getting blamed for something I did in her dream.
Ah, yes… if there’s no drama, create it! “Honey, does this dress make my look fat?”, “Do you think she’s attractive?”, “Honey, I found a great compatibility quiz in this magazine…”
Kudos for the Yippee, Yappee and Yahooey portrait in the background!
“After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true.” – Spock (Star Trek, “Amok Time” episode)
??? But you made it clear you weren’t interested. Or, was that some sort of test? The only way to not fail these tests… don’t enroll in the course in the first place!
Um… a grocery store with a “mirrors” section? After this, my next stop is the Home Improvement Warehouse to pick up some hamburger meat…
BROTHER MAYNARD: ‘He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the aaaaarrrrrrggghhh…’
BROTHER MAYNARD: ‘The Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh…’
BEDEVERE: What’s that?
BROTHER MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
BEDEVERE: Oh, come on.
BROTHER MAYNARD: That’s what it says.
ARTHUR: (miming) But if he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh’. He’d just say it.
BROTHER MAYNARD: It’s down there carved in stone.
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
He’s a married man.
If the pie had hit Earth, how would this affect the Earth’s crust?
Yes! So I’m not the only one who noticed that.