Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 21, 2015

They’d be less likely to get mussed if you trimmed those nasal follicles more often.

Don’t let your little sister comb your hair when she is mad at you.

“I spent hours getting that neat and even!”

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair and golden star dust in your eyes of black?Aw heck. They couldn’t even get that right.They won’t even make it to 2000, probably.Oh well.

The past is the past and cannot be mussed or thrown into disarray. It is only the perception of the past that can be altered.

Aww, go ahead! Muss it!It’s fun to see the appearance-conscious narcissists flummoxed….

Ich muß, du mußt, we all muss our hair.

“Not in the face!”

I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, mattyOily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxenKnotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braidedPowered, flowered and confettiedBangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied

Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!

Sheesh, I’d rather you mussed my hair than my nose. My hair I can fix for myself. The nose, on the other hand, would require a professional.

Take my schnozz, if you must, but leave the ’do alone.

First, I must ask, from whom?