This tale of Cory Corrison calls to mind the old line about the original version of how Daredevil gained his powers. “If Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider-Man, why didn’t Matt Murdock (hit by a radioactive truck) become Truck-Man?” Notice also the nearly universal alliterative initials that Stan Lee gave to the civilian identities of his earliest superfolk. But what are the letters on Cory’s shirt? What do they stand for?
This idea that “radioactivity” somehow confers super powers on a person is not only passé, but it’s scientifically false. We’ve known now for decades that the only thing that really works is steroids. (And that’s why you don’t see these young superheros trying out for the Olympics. They’d be unmasked.)
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 8 years ago
This tale of Cory Corrison calls to mind the old line about the original version of how Daredevil gained his powers. “If Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider-Man, why didn’t Matt Murdock (hit by a radioactive truck) become Truck-Man?” Notice also the nearly universal alliterative initials that Stan Lee gave to the civilian identities of his earliest superfolk. But what are the letters on Cory’s shirt? What do they stand for?
Funny_Ha_Ha over 8 years ago
virtually obnoxious man
dougsathome over 8 years ago
How rude of that thief to be so impatient!
maybeinthenextworld over 8 years ago
I was had an organism all over my stepmom’s pillow.
lunchmas over 8 years ago
Ryan Seacrest has been trying to keep the fact that he’s radioactive secret and Ruben goes and outs him.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
“V-O-M”?.And I thought it was “MOM”, just not showing the bottom part of the first “M”.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
This idea that “radioactivity” somehow confers super powers on a person is not only passé, but it’s scientifically false. We’ve known now for decades that the only thing that really works is steroids. (And that’s why you don’t see these young superheros trying out for the Olympics. They’d be unmasked.)