Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 11, 2015

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    Argythree  over 8 years ago

    Now ask them what they remember about this date…

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    And they can’t mention the current President.(“Ow ow ow ow!” [sounds of melons exploding])

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Argy, today is the date Dick Cheney came to the conclusion the deaths of the people in the towers and on the planes, could be used as great excuses for invading Iraq…..Yep, using their deaths for personal financial gain….Great guy…..If you’re a Brown Shirt…

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Now-a-days, candidates can’t say why you should vote for them, because other candidates will twist it and use it against them.

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    “Pat Paulsen for President”He may be dead but he’s still better than all the rest!

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    phylum  over 8 years ago

    at least they are letting them all sit at the big boys table….

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    Space_cat  over 8 years ago

    They have brains? Perhaps they really aren’t politicians!

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    jarvisloop  over 8 years ago

    Still talking about the Dems, I see.

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    Reppr Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I actually wrote in Pat Paulson that year. He was the only one running who actually admitted to being a comedian.

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    tripwire45  over 8 years ago

    Gosh, wouldn’t it be great if all of Obama’s supporters wouldn’t defend his many faults by saying “He’s better than Bush”?

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    What does it matter now?

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    dadoctah  over 8 years ago

    I have a policy come election time. Anybody whose entire campaign is “that other guy would be bad for the job because” instead of “I’d be good for the job because” automatically loses my vote..I haven’t voted since 1976.

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    derdave969  over 8 years ago

    Actually I thought it was Bill who elevated demonizing the opposition to an art. And now all (and I do mean ALL) flatter him by imitation.

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    jlpen77  over 8 years ago

    Sometimes comics are too easy. As in cheap shots. It is pretty easy to say why we should vote for Bernie Sanders: the man in honest, consistent, and principled in his opposition to economic and political injustice.

    Pretending all politicians are the same, not taking sides, is a cop out. All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing (Edmund Burke).

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    route66paul  over 8 years ago

    It is always the decisions of the previous administrration that cause the problems, it is a trickle down of the new policies.

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    dabugger  over 8 years ago

    Another gotcha, so easy to deal with idiots. Do they ever think for themselves; or just preprogramed?

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    Can't Sleep  over 8 years ago

    We need Flo to moderate a debate or two.That’ll thin down the herd.

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Gweedo, nice comeback…And .I agree with jlpen…..We can, and are almost obligated to make fun of politics, but we should always take it seriously…Politics may be a game, but it’s a game that can kill you, or a loved one, even when you aren’t playing….Might as well play…..

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Mark_S, I keep hoping one of their campaign slogans will be:

    Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tangWalla walla, bing bangOoo eee ooo ah ah ting tangWalla walla bing bang…

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    Pointspread  over 8 years ago

    Out of everyone in that room I think I’d vote for the cat…

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    wantcomicsnow  over 8 years ago

    “Cthulhu for President.Why vote for the lesser evil?”

    I have a button that says this. I wear it every time there’s a presidential election.

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    Lazarus Long  over 8 years ago

    For once, Captain Eddy has nothing to say. I’d like to “hear” his take on all this. Probably be less stretching of the truth than his other stories.

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    Gee Varns, it is more important to you to demonize Cheney than the remember the lives lost. Says a lot about you.

    Oh, you’re being sarcastic like today’s cartoon, right?

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    Jessica_D  over 8 years ago

    I always enjoy the “pipe commentary” – panel 2: a lightbulb; panel 3: a question mark

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    Tarredandfeathered  over 8 years ago

    If Only you could shut them up that easily….

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Please can we have Flo as the mediator at the next debate.

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    dawnsfire  over 8 years ago

    Can we do this for real? All candidates, regardless of party? Please?

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    markmoss1  over 8 years ago

    It’s the positive campaigning that’s the worst. They keep promising to do something, and every time they keep one of those promises, they screw things up worse.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 8 years ago

    Flo is what Republicans (and far too many men, thankfully not all) fear the most. A smart and self confident woman,

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 8 years ago

    @Reynard61

    Probably not a good idea, but LOL. Perhaps the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead?

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    pbarnrob  over 8 years ago

    I’ll still list every one who talks smack about the other guys, and cross those off the list. Who’s left?

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