Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2015

Floyd won’t have trouble finding extra work during the Christmas season.

Cursed silent letters in the English language.

have a holly jolly christmas…it’s the best time of the year…..sorry….just a little wrap music…

He did it again. Thanks Stephan.

Wow… a real wrap star…Never mind the critics, Floyd…Time for another bow!

If all rappers were wrappers the music world might be a better place. Thanks for the pun Stephan.

Nice to see Pig’s recovered from that paper the Wizard of Id hit him with.

ill be honest…İ HATE THE BOW!!!

Similar to something that ran a few days ago on Get Fuzzy. Bucky has a pal who is a great (w)rapper.

I read the Wrapper in Sinbad’s voice

N ice job, Floyd. Very nice.

It would have looked nicer if the bow was pink, Floyd.

I’m thinking goat will give the wrapper a rap on the head.

That’s a wrap.

That bow looks kind of pinkish to me. Floyd’s got a few more presents to wrap, you know… for Pigs (Three Different Ones). Maybe he’ll use a different shade of ribbon, and then we’ll be able to tell for sure “which one’s Pink?” Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Wrapper, wrapper rap… you know what he’s after… (No link… inappropriate… wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture…)

Floyd the (W)rapper does have a somewhat flamboyant style of dress [for you in California, that’s “normal attire”], but he does a classical wrap….

LOL

The English language has many pitfalls, I can’t imagine what it is like trying to learn it.

Sleeping on your front steps causes pun-damage!

Check it out – Floyd is featured in a BioPic called “Straight Outta Macy’s”

Oh, I remember this joke.

The Nanny: Season 5, Episode 17Homie-Work (18 Mar. 1998)

An issue of Justice League actually had a villain with that same terrible pun for a premise back in the 90’s. The pun hasn’t improved with age.

There was an episode of The Nanny that featured a wrapper rapper.

A simple rectangular box, about standard size, with no protruding bits… Wrapper’s delight!

he’s pretty, boy, floyd.

Take the bow off and give it to Rat to wear on one of his ears.

xxx

That ain’t nothing…I was a Boxer at one time. I crated oranges for Sunkist.

Today is my birthday.. This is just magical.

Today’s Wizard of Id comic strip:

I was somehow not expecting that.

Thanks for the info on today’s “Wizard of Id”, all. Good one there.

“Hu’s on first, Watt’s on second, Idano’s on third…”

Not everyone is a good rapper. We need wrappers too.

Does anyone else think that Floyd the Wrapper looks like Stephan?

One does like the little bow.