Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for August 24, 2015

Most jingles are better than Duran Duran.

I like the way the jingle (“double”) meshes with the band’s double name.

I keep thinking about the twins from the commercial. Now that’s a brain worm!

Problem is that he’s chewing Bazooka.

Double your pleasure, double your fun,with a Doublemint Gum commercial…

The doublemint twins were on Oprah once. They said that a drunk guy came up to them and said “I wanna double my pleasure” and they told him “Use both hands.” Oprah got bug-eyed and said “You can’t say that on television!”

I’m Hungry like a wolf!