Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 19, 2015

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    charliefarmrhere  almost 9 years ago

    A little time in the dungeon may change your mind about that.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The Fink didn’t read the little articles

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    Piper_13 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I see in the Fink’s eyes… the insurance broker’s about to hang in the dungeon…!

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    Q4horse  almost 9 years ago

    Acts of war are never covered.

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    wizzo10  almost 9 years ago

    Where’s Rodney when you need him, oh yeah in the basement

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Insurance is a paradox. It does more for you before you buy it then after!

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    rshive  almost 9 years ago

    It’s all in the fine print.

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    angelfiredragon  almost 9 years ago

    Insurance people, happy to sell, not happy if you try to file a claim.

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 9 years ago

    The King is a stupid cheapskate. He set his deductible sky high so his premiums would be tiny. GOTCHA!

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    It is a well known fact insurance companies will insure a gold brick against fire damage only if it is constantly stored under 100 feet of water!

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    bateria  almost 9 years ago

    Read the small print!!!!!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    You cant fool me, there aint no Sanity Clause!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Sy6oiJbEk

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    rshive  almost 9 years ago

    Fewer than twelve Huns, equipped only with arms they can carry, would seem to be a skirmish. Once they start using a catapult, which they’ve done here, it would seem to qualify as a raid. I’m with the Fink on this one.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 9 years ago

    My father, the independent insurance adjuster, would have found a way for the insurance company to cover the whole thing.

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    boldyuma  almost 9 years ago

    My Uncle Eb was a insurance salesman.He would have said..“You need a rider to cover that”(How much is a rider?…“Nevermind Eb says…you can’t afford it”)

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    patlaborvi  almost 9 years ago

    Since you’re here why don’t you let us put you up for a few days, let me introduce you to your roommate, the Spook.

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    Spirit749  over 3 years ago

    What happened to the moat?

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