there they go with the toilet seat again! Will someone tell me WHY that is a problem?? DO women just sit without looking? AND who lifts the toilet lid for them? Do they lift the seat THINKING it is the lid?? DAMN I was married twice and NEVER once had a complaint about the toilet seat being up. Of course I always put the seat and lid down anyhow! Still do and I’ve lived alone for the last 15 years!
The answer to this age old point of contention is to leave the SEAT down.That way everything is predictable in the dark, nothing falls in, and everyone suffers equally.Though I admit your dog might get thirsty.
My Mother and I pranked each other, a lot. One night stretched Saran wrap over the bowl, then put the seat down……..I was afraid to eat or sleep at home for awhile.
jorgen Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Yikes, no! We don´t want to touch it either!
thirdguy almost 9 years ago
Isn’t that what the secret service is for?
jbrown292 almost 9 years ago
there they go with the toilet seat again! Will someone tell me WHY that is a problem?? DO women just sit without looking? AND who lifts the toilet lid for them? Do they lift the seat THINKING it is the lid?? DAMN I was married twice and NEVER once had a complaint about the toilet seat being up. Of course I always put the seat and lid down anyhow! Still do and I’ve lived alone for the last 15 years!
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The answer to this age old point of contention is to leave the SEAT down.That way everything is predictable in the dark, nothing falls in, and everyone suffers equally.Though I admit your dog might get thirsty.
Olddog1 almost 9 years ago
Ever since I saw that episode of “Mythbusters” I put the lid down before flushing.
tripwire45 almost 9 years ago
So what have the First Ladies been doing all these years?
Tackerdog almost 9 years ago
FAILstoopidStop the Wars
Old Texan75 almost 9 years ago
My Mother and I pranked each other, a lot. One night stretched Saran wrap over the bowl, then put the seat down……..I was afraid to eat or sleep at home for awhile.
Old Texan75 almost 9 years ago
Wish we could edit these posts, I left out “I” after night.
sjlowens almost 9 years ago
President not have toilet in office. President have toilet in bathroom. Also, President have toilet from Japan, gift from Japan Prime Minister.
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan
Linguist almost 9 years ago
I’m surprised to see that nobody commented on how the new president was flushed with pride !
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
This is the Kobayashi Maru Scenario, so I am closing the door today!
See you tomorrow, maybe…
rilla7979 almost 9 years ago
Everyone just close the lid. Done.