Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2015

And if you have a fight, you can eat it and order a new one with different toppings.

That relationship can only end in heartache – Pig shouldn’t have ordered the extra spicy salami!.

And the Dominoes start to fall…

today’s theme song is “A Complicated Song” by Weird Al Yankovic

Where I am its still August 11. 22:38

Maybe you should wait until they turn Pigita into porkchops, or rinds, or sausages…

I have a sudden urge for pizza….

Oh Pig, Pig, Pig. Can’t you see what a terrible romance you’ve gotten into. True, good pizza is delicious. But you’ll be accused of cheating in no time. You’ll start off with the cheese pizza at Sal’s Pizzeria and everything will be fine for a month but then she’ll catch you with that slut, cheese with extra cheese. And then that little red head *, pepperoni will be there to comfort you while cheese and cheese with extra cheese end up discovering their into each other and not into you. Oh but then pepperoni will key your car when she catches you with that whore from Tony’s Village Pizza, Hawaiian style, who just happens to be in the family way. And let’s not get into that saucy little minx, barbecue chicken down at House of Pizza, and her friends meat lovers, and supreme. Their just looking for a cheap, one night stand and will break your heart in the morning.

Well, while I’ve never approved of cheaters, I say it’ll be a good thing if Pig sees other pizzas, because this one, like most of them, will disappear after their first night together.

Sure, she may come back, briefly, an hour or two after their wild encounter… but then she’ll be gone forever.

Staying loyal to your one and only pizza will only lead to loneliness… and starvation,

you’re being awfully demanding here pig…

I am so mad right now….I thought pizza and I had something going.

I think Pigita will respond with a rotary pizza cutter.

Pig, you cannot eat your pizza and date it too.

Pig is just looking for a slice of life.

And Pigita writes back, “So, you finally got a pizza a$$.”

Poor Pigita. So sad to be thrown over for a pie…

Yes, Pig! At last! Dump Pigita! You deserve better, and pizza is! Pizza will never let you down; the morning after, it’s even better!

Dates? On a pizza? I am not sure that would be good.

I met this cute little pizza yesterday, but today she seems so cold.

If Pig is lucky, that’s a “Hot-N-Ready” from Little Caesar’s.

Pig that relationship can’t last. You’ll eat the pizza or it will get moldy in the refrigerator!

she’ll probably throw out the note

better a pizza than a lying, cheater with no purpose in life.

The pizza will either get eatten or go stale. Take a picture of ‘it’. ‘It’ (the picture) will last longer.

i want cold pizza for breakfastwarm coke to wash it down (aaah)maybe a couple of onion rings to make this meal well roundedi want cold pizza for breakfastin a pinch cold spaghetti will dobut there’s nothing in the world that i like better, than eating cold pizza with you.christine lavin

If he’ll order anchovy next time, he’ll hardly know the difference.

When that thing gets to growing mold you’ll wish you would’ve just eaten it during the honeymoon stage.

And know that cheeses loves you.

Wonder if there is bacon on the pizza.

She’ll be cold in just a few hours.

The pizza will go bad and the relationship will go bad, too.

Best relationship ever.

That is.. surprisingly relate able