Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 29, 2015

If it were dragging it wouldn’t be creeping.Sagging, perhaps.

The wedgie is bound to eventually come up!

As long as Frog Applause endures, I can live with the wedgies.

Like rising damp.

Creeping up wedgie-like is one of my best moves … but Frog Applause in drag??? Naw … never happen.

For some geekier types, those wedgies can be quite sudden.

Having never thought about anything for any great length of time, Marilyn was surprised when her subconscious threw the Frog Applause spanner back at her some time later.

Just remember to call them flip-flops and not thongs.Protect your toes.

Getting a skid out of a slow creep.

And boy do we like it!

I find it passingly strange that wedgies are rejected,but thongs are embraced.

I like thongs just leave the wedgies on the floor

Is this a test?For my part, I do not believe Frog Applause “drags on”; indeed, it rushes gaily into the fray and gallops off madly in all directions*, leaving bemused readers, confused first-timers, and baffled Overlords~ in its wake.

Just say “No” to Wedgie-Creep!

…………………………………………………….*Apologies to Stephen Leacock.~And to John Glynn.

Sometimes it takes a good wedgie to put things in perspective.