Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 08, 2015

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    Argythree  almost 9 years ago

    Geez! Enough with the zombies already!

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    Can't Sleep  almost 9 years ago

    Yet you don’t recognize that we have zombie banks, zombie govts and some zombie people-——————None of those classify as zombies.Zombies want brains. The ones you’ve named aren’t interested in brains at all.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 9 years ago

    I’m with Danae. I’m sick of all the ‘zombie’ stuff.If I’m interested in brainless, walking stiffs I’ll just see what Trump is up to.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Oh, Lucy! I guess I’ve underestimated you…You are so cool…Um..see there’s these guys, go by the names of argybargy and NightShade. They’d like to interview you. Go easy on ’em………

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    BTW, thanks, Wiley, for keeping us up to date with the lingo………

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    Superfrog  almost 9 years ago

    Nice dismount.

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    alviebird  almost 9 years ago

    I’m with Danea on this.

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    tripwire45  almost 9 years ago

    Zombie political correctness. When will it end?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    What a field-day for the heat A thousand people in the street Singing songs and carrying signs Mostly say, hooray for our side -For What It’s Worth: Buffalo Springfield

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    DiminishedFirst  almost 9 years ago

    The CDC has something to say:http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Stop! Hey what’s that sound?Must be Walkers comin’ round..(Sorry @BrassOrchid , I couldn’t help it)

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    wallylm  almost 9 years ago

    Oogh, thought initially she said “Greeks”!

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    cdward  almost 9 years ago

    Get ready for the 2016 release of the movie, “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.” One last hurrah for the zombie brain train.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 9 years ago

    you have to kill the parent or you will have zombie kids.

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    dabugger  almost 9 years ago

    Danae is thrown? What is Lucy talking about? So no more this fantasy stuff. Now she must pond er it.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Zombies are brain wiped slaves associated mostly with Haitian ritual, & are not noted for picky eating habits. I’m with Lucy, call the movie stars “walkers.”

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    Can't Sleep  almost 9 years ago

    When it comes to Myth/Legend/Fantasy there IS no “correct”-—————————————I’m not a “know-it-all” (or I’d have more money), but I know you’re wrong.Myths or legends have been around a long time, and have their own history.Stories about Thor have been around for a thousand years. He has a hammer. To say he used an enchanted wrench would definitely be wrong (even in Hollywood).Paul Bunyan was a giant lumberjack in legends from 150 years ago. Calling him a giant ballet dancer would be incorrect (funny, but incorrect).Werewolves transform because of a full moon. To say they transform if someone moons them, is likewise wrong (but likely to be in a movie someday)..You have the same attitude politicians often have about reality: what the hell, just make it up.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 9 years ago

    Wiley has changed Danae’s personality in the past few stories.Here, she’s complaining about the saturation of pop culture with zombies.The last time, she was trying to find a calm, quiet space for herself, but kept being intruded upon.While her behavior is still that of a child, her issues are those of an adult being assaulted by daily life.

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    Wiley creator almost 9 years ago

    My goodness. Why all the vitriol about zombies? They’re no different than superheroes or a beagle sitting on top of a doghouse thinking he’s doing battle with the Red Baron. We all know none of them really exist. I just don’t get the anger being expressed here.

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    goweeder  almost 9 years ago

    “…. Werewolves are most noticeable during a full moon….”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.Yeah, I hardly ever notice them during quarter-moons.

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    Al Nala  almost 9 years ago

    Some of whom believe in Marx.

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    Al Nala  almost 9 years ago

    I’m so glad Lucy is messing with Danae. That’s one smart horse!

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    dflak  almost 9 years ago

    Zombies eat brains which explains why you find so few of them in DC.

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    People may call them “walkers”; zombies themselves prefer “Undead Americans” or the “Living Impaired”

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 9 years ago

    And don’t forget to Double-Tap!

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    neeeurothrush  almost 9 years ago

    i’ve said it before but it bears (this is wileyland after all) repeating – I LOVE LUCY

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    Wallythe2  almost 9 years ago

    Wow, The day is over half gone and no one mentioned Bob Hope.- https://youtu.be/4a6YdNmK77k

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    It is becoming obvious to me that the Zombie Apocalypse will be caused by Danae in order to squelch Zombie Apocalypse theorists.

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