Pig: This man's leaving his wife for acting too much like an adult. Goat: That's not the meaning of adultery.
Goat, please don’t tell Pig what it actually means.
Adults do funny things.
Tagline for the 1980 film Loving Couples: “Why do they call it ‘adultery,’ when it makes them act like children?”
What comes after puberty? Adultery.
Better to be in adultery than infantry.
So an adultered liquor is not what I thought neither…
Bemusing how we need Goat to explain the article so we know what Pig is reading. Might have been funnier during the Patti’s baby is Stephan’s arc.
some teens go to the senior center to try to be adultaphiles or as pig would explain, the teens will file the nails of the seniors
once a cheater, always a cheater.
Yes, sadly, if ever we were tempted to call Pearls Before Swine “pure, unadulterated humor,” that croctoonboy baby put an end to that notion. Listen… you can hear him softly crying somewhere…. Help meee!
It’s not?“Honey, you got some explaining to do!”
The nose holes on goats snout always look like eyeballs to me.
yes, the spider said to the fly “god is an iron”
For the love of all that’s holy, do not let Pig read newspapers by himself!
Now that was punny!
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
You can’t win.
xxx
Children seem to have more fun with childhood than adults do with adultery.
If we allow children to be childish, we should let adults be adulterous.
Ha—that made me laugh out loud, Duke. Thanks for sharing.
I met a man in India once who proudly claimed that living at his house were 5 adults and 6 adultresses.
This is great.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Goat, please don’t tell Pig what it actually means.
cdgar almost 9 years ago
Adults do funny things.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Tagline for the 1980 film Loving Couples: “Why do they call it ‘adultery,’ when it makes them act like children?”
Partyalldatyme almost 9 years ago
What comes after puberty? Adultery.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Better to be in adultery than infantry.
Mikel V almost 9 years ago
So an adultered liquor is not what I thought neither…
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Bemusing how we need Goat to explain the article so we know what Pig is reading. Might have been funnier during the Patti’s baby is Stephan’s arc.
wiselad almost 9 years ago
some teens go to the senior center to try to be adultaphiles or as pig would explain, the teens will file the nails of the seniors
vwdualnomand almost 9 years ago
once a cheater, always a cheater.
Arianne almost 9 years ago
Yes, sadly, if ever we were tempted to call Pearls Before Swine “pure, unadulterated humor,” that croctoonboy baby put an end to that notion. Listen… you can hear him softly crying somewhere…. Help meee!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It’s not?“Honey, you got some explaining to do!”
angelfiredragon almost 9 years ago
The nose holes on goats snout always look like eyeballs to me.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
yes, the spider said to the fly “god is an iron”
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
For the love of all that’s holy, do not let Pig read newspapers by himself!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Now that was punny!
loner34 almost 9 years ago
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Number Three almost 9 years ago
You can’t win.
xxx
RH3 almost 9 years ago
Children seem to have more fun with childhood than adults do with adultery.
Duke of Omnium almost 9 years ago
If we allow children to be childish, we should let adults be adulterous.
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
Ha—that made me laugh out loud, Duke. Thanks for sharing.
Amanda Reckonwith almost 8 years ago
I met a man in India once who proudly claimed that living at his house were 5 adults and 6 adultresses.
samuelsattley 3 days ago
This is great.