Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 07, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Hi, Goat. It's me, Pig. I'm at your house, some guy named Yves is here to destroy your garage. Goat: Oh, yeah. He's from 'Destruction Inc.' They're gonna demolish my garage so I can build a new one. Pig: I thought he was doing something bad so Rat and I have been sanding on top of him to prevent it. Goat: You've gotta be kidding me. You and rat aren't really standing on an employee of Destruction, Inc, are you? Pig: You don't believe we're on the Yves of Destruction? Rat: I'd prefer destruction.
Somewhere, Barry McGuire is groaning…seriously groaning.