Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 18, 2015

“Cliff’s sure fire (or get fired out of something) go-to pick up lines”:

1.: “You know, you must work for the power company. Cos I’m really feelin’ the electricity, right now…” – 2: "Your feet must be sweaty, tired and sore and calloused- because you’ve been running through my mind, ever since you walked into the room… – 3: "Girl, you must be a Dorito… cos you’ve probably got great taste !

Go with the squid.

Go with the insectoid, you can bite his head off after. (after what? you ask)

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Actually, I like that line. Not effective, but cute.

Never say “It can’t get worse.”

Hi, my name is Adam, I believe one one of my ribs belongs to you?

“Your parents must have won the Nobel Prize for architecture.”

If she were a laser, she’d be set on “total protonic reversal” right now.

Good thin you are an autonomous human being, Pam, and you can opt out of your own accord.

I… ummm… I have….

Sorry, I always get nervous around pretty girls.

I thought it was a phaser that was set to stunning. Then again, if Pam were a phaser and Cliff was her target, she’d be set to “reduce to subatomic particles.”

Heh, heh- probably so true! – Will be hillarious to find out Pam’s feet would actually be like that!