On old television shows, laugh tracks made bad jokes seem funny. For everyday life, there’s probably a cell-phone app for it. If there isn’t — gee, I hope I didn’t give anybody the idea to make one.
I liked the one in Hercules The Legendary Journeys (ies?) in which they are brainstorming the future of the series, focus on each one and hear their thoughts.
.Everytime they focus on Bruce Campbell Junior, the sound is of a slow drip in a large, nearly empty tank.
So…A Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar..Bartender takes one look at them and says..“Is this some kind of a joke?”…..If I could rub my legs together like a cricket I would happily Chirp too!
A priest a rabbi and a political activist walk into a bar. Taking stock, they realize that none of them has a dime. The rabbi says, “Don’t look at me. I don’t know anybody here.” The priest pulls out a gold-plated dish and passes it around. It never comes back. The political activist pulls out a lighter and shouts, “If you don’t turn over all your money now, this flame will destroy your children’s world!”
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boat a hundred feet from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-potty located on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water and in the same matter, came back to the boat after he was finished.
A little later, the priest had to make the trip also. He got out of the boat, walked across the water, visited the bathroom and in the same manner, came back to the boat.
Still later, the rabbi needed to go ashore. He got out of the boat and immediately sank. The pastor looked at the priest and said,“Do you think we should’ve told him where the rocks are?”
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 9 years ago
He mad his big hit with Warner Brothers
gypsyblue almost 9 years ago
LOVE IT!
Wren Fahel almost 9 years ago
When I saw something that’s not quite funny, one of my daughters will say, “Cricket…cricket…”
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
On old television shows, laugh tracks made bad jokes seem funny. For everyday life, there’s probably a cell-phone app for it. If there isn’t — gee, I hope I didn’t give anybody the idea to make one.
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
The only good cricket is a silent cricket !!!
Karaboo2 almost 9 years ago
On the lighter side……..he can sure light up a room.
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
I think Jiminy Cricket was a Disney creation; as I recall, for Pinocchio…
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
So that’s who I keep hearing after my posts!
WoodEye almost 9 years ago
Cricket…cricket…
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 9 years ago
I liked the one in Hercules The Legendary Journeys (ies?) in which they are brainstorming the future of the series, focus on each one and hear their thoughts.
.Everytime they focus on Bruce Campbell Junior, the sound is of a slow drip in a large, nearly empty tank.
very funny
Jest Phulin almost 9 years ago
Wait, isn’t that a start of a joke about rabbits? Those are never funny.
Also, jokes involving stereotypes are often offensive, I know.
RalphZIggy almost 9 years ago
You’re not even a Rabbi, get the chip off your shoulder.
boldyuma almost 9 years ago
So…A Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar..Bartender takes one look at them and says..“Is this some kind of a joke?”…..If I could rub my legs together like a cricket I would happily Chirp too!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
A priest a rabbi and a political activist walk into a bar. Taking stock, they realize that none of them has a dime. The rabbi says, “Don’t look at me. I don’t know anybody here.” The priest pulls out a gold-plated dish and passes it around. It never comes back. The political activist pulls out a lighter and shouts, “If you don’t turn over all your money now, this flame will destroy your children’s world!”
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boat a hundred feet from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-potty located on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water and in the same matter, came back to the boat after he was finished.
A little later, the priest had to make the trip also. He got out of the boat, walked across the water, visited the bathroom and in the same manner, came back to the boat.
Still later, the rabbi needed to go ashore. He got out of the boat and immediately sank. The pastor looked at the priest and said,“Do you think we should’ve told him where the rocks are?”