Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 14, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    Must be all that ale he’s been chugging that makes him seasick.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    BevRe: the lightning picture, Did someone tick off Stel?

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    Starman1948  almost 9 years ago

    Good morning Andy fans. Andy gave a great comeback to Flo’s comment._________@beviek: great animations especially the Lightning one. _________Have a beautiful day my friends.

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    oldmachead Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree — Spike Milligan.

    I guess Andy nailed that one!!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 9 years ago

    “My bones may be idle but my organs are very active (plus they make beautiful music………)”

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 9 years ago

    The following has also been known to happen in Missouri…..Oh, once upon a time in Arkansas,An old man sat in his little cabin doorAnd fiddled at a tune that he liked to hear,A jolly old tune that he played by ear.It was raining hard, but the fiddler didn’t care,He sawed away at the popular air,Tho’ his roof it leaked like a waterfall,That didn’t seem to bother the man at all.A traveler was riding by that day,And stopped to hear him a-practicing away;The cabin was a-float and his feet were wet,But still the old man didn’t seem to fret.So the stranger said “Now the way it seems to me,You’d better mend your roof,” said he.But the old man said as he played away,“I couldn’t mend it now, it’s a rainy day.”

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 9 years ago
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    Number Three  almost 9 years ago

    When Andy’s feeling seasick he has to lie down for 3 hours.

    And then another 3 hours just to be safe.

    xxx

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    Number Three  almost 9 years ago

    Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 16 hours ago

    , Three.-I bought a bunch of boxes of Lemon Zinger when they were on sale sometime back. I did a 50 oz cup of “Z” yesterday, two of coffee today. I use the lightest roast as I do not like the severely burnt flavor of the dark roasts. -I’m sure it was a very short centimeters long swim. ;-)I could never whistle for beans, or anything else. Nominal swimmer here. I even took some lessons at the Jr. high school one summer. Have you tried using ‘left handed’ shoelaces ? -I had impacted wax in the right ear once. It came out after about a 3 or 4 times weekly (for 2 weeks) steam room session at the city rec center (leisure center to you). One day it just started oozing and with my right pinky was pulling it out in gobs. Not painful at all. Up until that day I could feel pressure and a dullness of hearing. In grade school we got our polio vacs in a sugar cube; that went down real nice. If only all the inoculations went in that easy.-That “most of the day” was waiting for Ed’s appointments to come due. We got there extra early as he likes to visit and talk and as usual, we ate at the cafeteria. He is not the trencherman he used to be but still enjoys the occasion of a meal and company.-As long as you are only seeing the nurse, nothing to be alarmed about. A sounds luvly.-I’m gasping like a dehydrated lone prospector in the desert for Finally…-Happy tee total Thursday !__________________________________________________

    No offence but that sounds pretty gross to me. Oh well… To each their own!-I think that’s one of the things that’s holding me back. I think left handed people don’t develop as many motor skills as right handed people do. It took me ages to learn to snap my fingers. I can do it now though. Oh well, I don’t need to whistle, swim or tie shoelaces.-You should have kept your ear wax for a candle! Haha. But seriously, It must have been dreadful. There have been times when I’ve been careless and got a shock at how much wax was on the cotton bud. -I don’t know if this is anything to worry about but my ears pop nearly every time I sneeze. Has this ever happened to you?-There was a Peanuts strip where Linus is getting a shot and I think it mentioned something about sugar cubes. What have the sugar cubes have to do with it? -That’s nice. I’m glad everything went well. Do you always go with Ed?-Here is some water for your dehydration!

    Come on, Gweedo. Only one more day to go! You can do it.-A very Happy Thursday to you!

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    Number Three  almost 9 years ago

    Song of the Day – Requested by Afficionado:

    Link

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 9 years ago

    I HATE WINDOWS 7

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 9 years ago

    I am temporarily going back to my desktop which uses old reliable XP. Maybe I can install XP on my laptop – Win 7 is driving me crazy.

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 9 years ago

    How would you like a car that when you jump into it for an emergency trip to the hospital, first has to spend 10 minutes installing updates? And then another 20 minutes configuring them. Then another 5 minutes rebooting itself. And then won’t go over 10 mph.

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 9 years ago

    We are experiencing a severe thunder storm. A nearby lightning strike rebooted my desktop. Laptop still works – somewhat. No flooding – yet.

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