Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 06, 2015

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    tirnaaisling  almost 9 years ago

    That’ll work, if that doesn’t work increase the dosage to 16 times a day.

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    Magic Grandad  almost 9 years ago

    Cute :)

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 9 years ago

    Side Effects: Causes nausea, vomiting, lack of appetite, and an overwhelming desire to run away from the table.

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    angelfiredragon  almost 9 years ago

    While this may work for many people it won’t very well for those with the fat gene, I’ve been involved with that research at the local university and people with that gene. The less they eat the more their body saves. The information shows that eating average actually helps them lose weight, eating excess gains just like everyone but eating less, going on crash diets or stopping food actually increases weight gain for a few months before the body has no choice but to finally use it up.

    Their best bet is to eat normal, because eating less won’t lose weight, however if you work out you can lose weight while eating normal.

    The university was working on a way to turn off the fat gene when funding ran out and here I am at a different job these days. Had they been able to turn it off, then those folks would be normal just like everyone else.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 9 years ago

    (Not saying it would be healthy, just applying the first law of thermodynamics.)

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    I’m pretty sure you can get these at your local CVS or Walgreens…

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    paranormal  almost 9 years ago

    Those are called a PLACEBO!

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    tuslog64  almost 9 years ago

    Some people say an overactive gland causes obesity.(Usually an overactive salivary!)

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    unca jim  almost 9 years ago

    Sounds like our ‘commenters’ are born of the post-70’s generation. “A Cure For Everything” (just read my book) My cousin and a neighbor survived the Bataan Death March, but not by much, and the neighbor’s lifetime weight rose to almost 300 lbs, whereas the cousin got all the way up to 150 lbs and they both died in their 90’s… Go figure. Yet those ‘magic breast creams’ advertised in the back pages of TeenGirl Magazines of the day seemed to work pretty well with all my sisters. Then they had kids. This ramble has nothing to do with weight and responses never will. We am what we am, and there’s no getting around it. Look at your family pictures.. NO, not of the picnic at the lake when you were six, but of those of the 1870’s and earlier.. THEN go make fun.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Yep—only if the “local CVS” has not been burned to the ground.

    Is this happening in your neighborhood? If so, did they do something to offend a portion of the population? Not sure it’s justification for burning a local business; although some folks don’t need any justification… they just need a match!

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    Mike H  almost 9 years ago

    I once knew a Fat Jean.

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