Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Going to make my first horror film. Goat: What's it about? Rat: A guy who tries to relax at home, but he can't because this other guy comes over to his house and won't leave. Goat: I think this is why I don't visit more often. Rat: No, stay... You've inspired my art.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
The Last Time I Want to See Paris Goat — Coming soon to a theater near you.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
i’ve always wanted to inspire art. i don’t think this would fulfill my wish, however
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
Already been done as a skit on SNL years ago : “The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave”, with John Belushi.
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Goat’s probably been there all of three minutes. But then half a second is too long for Rat.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“You’ve inspired Art.” In fact, Art is on his way over right now.
phylum almost 9 years ago
hi dad…how ya doin… just graduated collage..hi mom…heres my clothes..
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Goat knows. I bet the script says that the unwelcome guest does not survive….
doublepaw almost 9 years ago
Who is Art?
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Goat just give Rat a six pack of BEER ! That will keep Rat’s mouth busy !
joegee almost 9 years ago
Bats too. I guess we’re on a “save the mosquito” kick now.
Gokie5 almost 9 years ago
My dad had a sure-fire method of getting rid of guests. When he thought they’d overstayed their welcome, he would bring them their coats and hats (that was back when the men all wore hats) and say, “I’m sorry you have to go.”
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
Rat’s doing a remake of “The Odd Couple”?
comicsnerd74 almost 9 years ago
That would be a GREAT horror movie!
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 9 years ago
yeah goat!!!! rat wants to lay around in his boxers and watch sports and he’s too shy to do that in front of you.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Sounds like something I would watch! It’s mostly my cousin who comes round though and I always enjoy his visits, no matter how long he stays for.
xxx
Kind&Kinder almost 9 years ago
Is this a replay of “The Goat Who Came To Dinner”?
heyeron almost 9 years ago
actually, they are quite vocal about how we shouldn’t use turbines, for that very reason. At least they are here in CA. Also, we can’t use hydro-electric because you have to build a dam. And say no to solar, because of the carbon footprint making the panels leaves.