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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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May 7, 2015
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Goat: What would you change if you could go back in time and change anything? The outcome of a war? The existence of an empire? The demise of a civilization?
Pig: I guess I'd always go back five minutes.
Goat; Why five minutes?
Pig: So I could eat the same nachos forever.
Goat: Maybe you could think bigger.
Pig: Oh, I'll get bigger.
May 9, 2015
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