Pickles by Brian Crane for April 22, 2015

Opal is well supplied with knit-wit.

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/29/mississauga_woman_reigns_supreme_as_north_americas_fastest_knitter.html

As Chiun once said,

“You’ve heard all your life that no matter how good you are, there is one who is better?”The man nodded.“I am that one.”

What happened with the fabric store?

What’s more important is " Where’s The Beef "…

it is always best to know when modesty is misplaced.

It’s neat and it’s sweetIt’s a ding dong treatKnittin’ socks for little feetJust sittin’ with your knittin’ all day longYou know knittin’s friendlyAnd knittin’s funKnittin’s good for everyoneAnd that is why we sing this knittin’ songWell it’s knit one pearl twoWhat’s a Doozer gonna doWith a gol-darnBall of yarn?It’s stitch three drop fourPitch that knittin’ out the door right nowThere’s a green there’s a redThere’s a knot in my threadA knitter needs his noggin readSo don’t come ‘round and speak to me of yarnYou can k-nit all day and k-nothin’ fits‘Cause only k-nitwits like to k-nitAnd k-nittin’ k-needles just ain’t worth a darnWell it’s knit one pearl twoWhat’s a Doozer gonna doWith a gol-darnBall of yarn?It’s stitch three drop fourPitch that knittin’ out the door right now

How rapidly Opal has gone from Hawaiian beaches to knitting wool socks. That’s life, I guess…

Opal should get in a knitting contest with people from all over the world.

I would buy tickets for that!

xxx

Knitting and talking at the same time – wow!

I knit baby afgains and I can’t go up against Opal stitch for stitch.