The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 22, 2015

to avoid marrying a heal… tube socks!

That can only happen on a morning when you can’t get your eyes open.

But if you feel the kneed to hang out with a different crew, who can deny socks appeal?

she appears to be putting her mouth in her foot

Is height important?When the anklet married the crew sock, she really took a lot of ribbing…but she said they were sole-mates.

They were quite a pair.I needled them when they named their new little sock Mini Purl…but you know, for a baby, it was fitting.

But you still cannot force a man of the fabric to enfold the pairing.

Reminds me of Gilda Radner doing Emily Latella.

“What’s all this fuss about same socks weddings?”

I didn’t know readers could be so punny.

Those marriages never work out. One of them will always run off, never to be found again.

Patterns with patterns?! NIGHTMARES.

No children. Mismatched can never mate.

She can’t resist a big toe. That’s why she’ll be darned.

I still think you logic socks.

Wow, “The Argyle Sweater” actually includes the word “argyle.”

We might have to go toe to toe on this issue.

Be sure to check out our nude-toe stockings;we put the “syn” back into synthetic…

sailors prefer the black sox… so I heard