Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 17, 2015

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    Argythree  about 9 years ago

    It would be nice if that’s all that animal experimentation was about. But it’s not…

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    LeoAutodidact  about 9 years ago

    I’m flashbacking to the “Dish of the Day” in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy"

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    Joel Ivy  about 9 years ago

    Save the animals, test on the protesters, thus making them useful for something

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    mischugenah  about 9 years ago

    “But can we have a bottle of the conditioner before we go?”

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 9 years ago

    animal experimentation gone right

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 9 years ago

    silly scientist, animals aren’t for experimenting on, they’re for eating.

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    derdave969  about 9 years ago

    PeopleEatingTastyAnimals

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    Rwill  about 9 years ago

    I saw an aromatherapy candle with a “not tested on animals” tag on the label, and I pictured a rabbit with cucumbers on it eyes in a bubble bath with lit candles around it, and a guy in a lab coat and clipboard watching.

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    flagmichael  about 9 years ago

    Ultimately, all cosmetic and medicines are tested on animals… homo sapiens.

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    FishDog93  about 9 years ago

    If only it was that easy to shut up the LWNJ.

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    Dr_Zinj  about 9 years ago

    Do Monsanto employees all eat exclusively the GMOs they make?

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    jpsomebody  about 9 years ago

    The wizard just conditioned the rat to say those things.

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    Cerabooge  about 9 years ago

    Leave it to the trolls to use an amusing ’toon as an excuse to display their nastiness.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    I’m speechless…

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    pschearer Premium Member about 9 years ago

    ManagEable. But what do you expect from a rat?

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    brklnbern  about 9 years ago

    Sticking it to the animal nut groups.

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    jim_pem  about 9 years ago

    Scientific experts. To trust them or not to trust them? Is life merely material or are there intangibles such as morals that would say that scientific testing on animals is wrong? Nazi Germany thought that it was wrong to be a Jew but not wrong to perform horrific scientific testing on people or even to just kill innocent people to make way for German world dominance. No matter how we handle such moral conundrums in an attempt to justify ourselves, we end up buying into a system that condemns us. All for manageable hair.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 9 years ago

    “Despite the awkward phraseology I get your jist. Do you understand how reincarnation works and why? ".gist..I used to understand how it works, but that was in a previous incarnation.In this one, I don’t even believe in it.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 9 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49“Humans already help rats and roaches. So that is a good reason to exterminate them.”.Now you’re wanting to exterminate us humans? Seems extreme..“What I want to know if the owners of Monsanto eat that same GMO food.”.Monsanto is a publicly traded company, all shareholders own it. If you have any retirement account or savings, you are probably an owner.

    .Besides, GMOs are the tastiest.

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