Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 04, 2015
April 03, 2015
April 05, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac welcome to the new, more secure pennsylvania avenue by richard thompson a. b. c. e. d. d. d. f. c. a. terrorists use j st. entrance soybeans corn beets a. mandatory giant stone tubs ("patriot pots"), each planted with a useful grain, vegetable or legume. b. charming lawn gnome bollards (a laura bush favorite). c. guard towers, each in-corporating a starbucks or cvs (this seems to have happened spontaneously). d. sculptures by j. seward johnson cast in depleted uranium, guaranteed to stop a tank. e. wandering giant boulder of death (this may have been a bad idea). f. confusing signs, sure to flummox credulous & literal-minded terrorists.
ellisaana Premium Member about 9 years ago
Many signs in DC are confusing. There is a perverse logic to the streets. One might look for that entrance forever without finding J.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Secure as can be. Also, paranoid as can be and un-free as can be. Even Mr. President might find this level of security uncomfortable—especially the Wandering Giant Boulder of Death (definitely a bad idea)….
pumaman about 9 years ago
Did they use the boulder of death from Indian Jones? Good that it found another job finally.